Friday, September 9, 2011

It's a fact.... vacant Hooters Restaurants are Vampire magnets.

I thought it was going to be a boring day of blog posting when I ran across this little gem here from a local news site:

Josephine Rebecca Smith
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) - Police say a woman told a 69-year-old St. Petersburg man she was a vampire before biting off chunks of his face and part of his lip.
Milton Ellis told police Thursday he was sleeping in his motorized wheelchair on the porch of a vacant Hooters when the attack happened
Police spokesman Mike Puetz says the man woke up to find 22-year-old Josephine Rebecca Smith on top of him. Ellis escaped after the attack and called police. Police found Smith at the restaurant, half naked and covered in blood.
The injuries to Ellis required stitiches.
The St. Petersburg Times reports Smith, of Pensacola, told police she had no idea what happened.
She was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery on an elderly person. Bail was set at $50,000.
This is for real. You can find the link HERE ! News story below :

   Couple of questions come to mind here.

  1. What the hell was an elderly man in a motorized wheel chair  doing on the front porch of a vacant Hooters? Was he waiting for it to open? Was he lost? I think he knew that he would find a half naked vampire chick if he went there!
  2. Has Josephine never read a book or watched a movie with Vampires in it? They bite the NECK! Would it kill you to pretend correctly? By the way "vampire woman", you don't announce you are a vampire before you attack them! Jeez! 
  3. If she was truly going to pretend to be a vampire and attack somebody, could she not have have sprung for a 25 cent pair of vampire fangs? I mean come on!
   At least she sort of looks like a vampire. She has the pale dead skin complexion going for her.  To bad she did not go all the way with the look ....
   This could have been an entirely different news story all together if she had!


  1. I read about this earlier today. I just laughed and shook my head. I like your angle on the story. Makes for a better read.

  2. Um yeah. I'm stuck on the first question you asked! I think the weirdest part of this story is actually the elderly man sleeping in front of Hooters. He seems a strange target for a 22 year old woman who wants to bite someone!

  3. You can't make up stuff like this ;) I added a video.

  4. This totally made my day! I feel bad for the vampire chik though. She probably has mental issues and the old man probably convinced her to be a vampire.


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