Friday, August 31, 2012

Final Freaky Friday of Faugust...err August!

September is right around the corner and, after Labor day, marks the official decorating season here at The Wicked Woods. Major prop building, party planning, scene setting, and general running around like a zombie with it's head cut off shall ensue! Expect more focused Halloween content, great interviews with local Halloween Hooligans, and Haunt reviews in the posts to come. I am also planning a wicKED Ways Giveaway. I will save most of the details for the big reveal but expect a grand prize, second, and third place PACKS! I have been collecting items for over a year now for this giveaway so hopefully it will be worth the wait. Without further delay....onto the Freaky!

There's yer problem. Ya got a demon in your intake.


My good friend Clint Blanton found this little gem.

Mmmm brains!

Shhhhh I'm marinating in mud.

It lives! Eggcellent!

Man! Those eggs from breakfast are still haunting me.

Hardcore fall fan.



I've had worse interviews....true story!

I am speechless.

The force is strong in this one's hips.

Thank you captain obvious!

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Going out in style!

A Facebook buddy of mine posted these a few days ago. Turns out there is still a funeral home in Virginia that offers vintage horse drawn hearse services, J.T. Morris & Sons. They even offer pet services.

Photos courtesy of Curtis Craft

Photos courtesy of Curtis Craft

Photos courtesy of Curtis Craft

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Gotta Love Dollar Tree at Halloween...

You can never have enough creepy cloth. I have miles of it. This year, I am going to distress the look of the house and this stuff will help me do just that on the porch.

M is going to make some new creepy wreaths this year. Here are some starter items. If you wanted to get real snazzy, you could get chrome paint and make the door knocker look real.

My murder of crows. They will be adorning the tree in the cemetery. I hope they look realistic.

They passed the Lily realism test so we are good to go!

Monday, August 27, 2012

The Creepy Thing Revealed!

I had more responses than anticipated when I posted this picture last week :

No sooner had it posted when started getting texts, emails, and comments from all over trying to guess what this thing was. You would think I was giving something away with all the fuss. Alas, there is no prize for those that guessed correctly, but I am going to be having a huge giveaway very, very soon! Until then, let's see some of the best guesses:

  1. Leatherface's last mask
  2. A melted car
  3. a new prop
  4. the ectoplasmic residue of a ghost as it flew through a wall
  5. my cats administering a Rorschach test
  6. a fruit roll up
  7. a fruit roll up from hell
  8. a fruit roll up half eaten by Jason Voorhees
  9. The fruit roll up of the damned
  10. fruit roll up's new flavor for Halloween, "possessed" 
  11. a skinned face
  12. The devil's hefty bag
  13. Coach purse of the evil dead
  14. Roseanne Barr death mask rellief (even though she is not dead....hmmm)
  15. The ghost of Al Jolsen (quite the trivia nut you are!)
  16. Page 1 of the Necronomicon
  17. My latest tattoo 
  18. Diana Nyad's jelly fish mask (At this point I realize I have some very intellectual and darkly humerus readers.)
  19. Han Solo's face etching while frozen in carbonite.
  20. Grimace's (of McDonalds fame) face skin after he molts.
  21. a trash bag
  22. a facelift gone too far
  23. what Taco Bell meat looks like before it is ground up
  24. sad edible panties
Great guesses one and all, but only 2 of you got it right! It was M's new blueberry facial peel! 

Living with a Halloween Fanatic can make you a little crazy.
Leave it to M to find creepy things in her beauty regime!

Grats go out to my creepy mother and Countess VonRauber of 2nd Street Cemetery for guessing correctly!