Smiling wife: Was your breakfast in bed good dear?
Grateful husband: Oh yes, I cannot remember when I have eaten more.
Smiling wife: Good, I am glad, now I have to go and cancel that dinner reservation we had for tonight.
Grateful husband : Oh? Why is that?
Smiling wife: Because from the amount of poison you just ingested, you will only last another 30 seconds….tops.
um- chevalier brought me dinner in bed last night. are you trying to tell me something?
ReplyDeleteOops, one bacon too many! He is going to have one hell of a tummy ache.
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