Saturday, March 31, 2012

Shockingly Sinister Shorts

Employee: I am calling in to tell you I will not be into work today. My wife died.

Boss: Oh wow, I am so sorry for your loss. When did she die?

Employee: Just now when I chopped her head off in her sleep.

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