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| Dead hamster to decorate your hair. |
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| Classy antique looking skull combs (Found on Etsy) |
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| Creep pillow with arm for those ultra lonely people. |
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| Hand crafted 3d skull pillow (Found on Etsy) |
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| Wigs for your dogs. |
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| Impressive dino headgear for your dog. (Found here) |
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| Razors for babies! |
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| Vampire fang Pacifier. (Found on Etsy) |
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| Santa Vodka |
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| Crystal Skull Vodka gift pack! (Found here) |
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| A seasonal thumb drive that forces you to tear Santa apart to get to your data. |
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| An actual "thumb" drive. (Found all over the web) |
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| A seemingly severed Santa Head, |
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| A totally cool Pumpkinrot and Bean Jack-o-lantern (Found here) |
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| Silly Santa slippers that stare at you all day and look like Santa is eating your feet! |
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| Big old dead rat slippers. Looks real, feels real. (Found via Google) |
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| This kind of gift for people who have pets but don't take care of them. |
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| Buy them bacon scented underwear so the dog will have an excuse to bite them in the ass. (Found via Google) |
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| A Baby Snuggy! |
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| An Alien Baby Snuggy! (Found via Google) |
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| These holiday? themed sweaters (or the creepy guys wearing them) |
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| Anything with The Walking Dead on it. |
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| Some lame classic movie remake (Where they make the lead character look like a total ass) |
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| The gift that keeps on giving... First three seasons of True Blood! |
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| Cheap holiday novels! (especially this one) |
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| Some kickass old school monster novels you won't put down until New Year! (Found here) |
I got my (obviously single, crazy cat lady) sister the Boyfriend Pillow a couple years ago. She keeps it on her couch and lays on it while watching TV.
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