It time for the annual cookie-apocalypse!

   Every year, for as long as I can recall, my family has gotten together and made hundreds of cookies and fudges for Christmas. I got a head start on it this year and have all the gingerbread men and sugar cookies baked and all we have to do is decorate them come tomorrow night. 

Naked gingerbread men!

   That will save us a ton of time and give us all the time we need to make fudge and home-made chocolate chip cookies. 

 Being so busy in the south, I am glad there are ready meals available for the Holidays.

We have our southern lights up and lit.

And we are ready to let our children sit on the laps of strangers who will ask them in great detail about how naughty they have been.....whether they want to or not!

Hope you all have a great weeKEnD!

Target's shipping fail, or Christmas prank?

   I got in on a really good deal on a small Christmas present for M during Cyber Monday at Target. I even found a coupon code for free shipping. I ordered my item and waited. It arrived yesterday in this HUGE box. 

   At first, I thought this may have been something that M ordered for me. I checked the name on the tag and it was indeed for me. I then assumed they had sent the wrong item as the present I ordered would fit in the palm of your hand. I opened the ginormous box. 

   Lots of packing bags filled with air and another box. At least this box was smaller. I dug in and grabbed the smaller box out.

   Still an odd combo. This box is sort of small compared to the box it was shipped in but still WAY to bog for the item I ordered. I opened this box to reveal.......

   Behold! Another box! only slightly smaller than the second. At this point, I start looking for camera's to see if I am being Punked. I continue and open this box as well.

   Finally! The small item I had ordered that could fit in the palm of my hand... all stuffed in this huge box! Now I ask myself, was this a prank from one of the warehouse workers that packed my package? Could it have been a mistake? It seems to be a costly mistake especially seeing how it was FREE shipping.

    I have another theory. One that I think I will stick with on this crazy shipping story....

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On the first day AFTER Creepmas......

"What!?!?!?! Creepmas is over?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

   I am afraid it is Lilly, but the freaky festive fun does not have to end there! We can still post creepy, silly, and odd things! In face, lets post one now!

I am pretty sure that Evil Robot Santa is sending out drones to attack us on Christmas Morning. 

   This innocent decoration on our guest bathroom door seems a bit too robot like for my taste. I am sure he was sent to me by the Evil Robot Santa as a drone to activate and attack on Christmas morning.

   At least Evil Robot Santa is up front about being an evil unlike some other evil Santas :

On the thirteenth day of Creepmas, my ghoul love gave to me......

♫13  Costumed Creeps♫

♫12  Jack-o's glowing♫

♫11 Zombies shambling♫

 ♫10 Ghosts a moaning♫

 ♫9 Werewolves howling♫

 ♫8 Vamps a draining♫

 ♫7 Spiders Spinning♫

 ♫6 Buckies Hanging♫

 ♫5 CHAINSAW FREAKS!!!♫

 ♫4 Cawing Crows♫

 ♫3 Witch Hats♫

 ♫2 Freddy Gloves♫

                ♫And 

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                         bat 

                             hanging 

                                        from 

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                                              dead

                                                    tree!♫

Creepmas News

Fox New's Reporter and Second Grade Teacher on the Front Ranks of Army to Ruin Christmas for Kids! Both tell little ones"There is no Santa"

For the full sour faced story on this Scrooge, click HERE.

She may have ruined Christmas for her second-grade students, but at least she’s sorry.
The upstate elementary school teacher vilified for telling a class full of 7- and 8-year-olds that Santa doesn’t exist has finally apologized for the epic blunder.
Leatrice Ann Eng, 58, called each of the students’ parents with a yuletide mea culpa for her gaffe.
“It’s sad; she was wrong,” said Irene Hoffman, a mother of three students at George W. Miller Elementary School in Nanuet.
“This whole thing is being blown out of proportion. I think we should focus on our children’s education, and just move on.”
Eng, 58, was in the middle of a lesson about the North Pole Tuesday when one of her students pointed out that that was where Santa Claus lives.
The educator snapped that not only was there no Santa, but their parents are the ones who leave presents under the tree.

To get the full scoop on this Holiday Hater with a video, click HERE (look at around 3 minutes in)

There’s one person who is definitely getting coal in her stocking this year: Robin Robinson.

Chicago’s Fox News anchor blurted out, “There is no Santa!” on live television last week.

This shouldn’t have been a surprise to adult viewers, but it seems like it came as a shock to some children watching the news program. Several parents complained to the station about the comments, and the next day Robinson apologized on air.

“So many kids don’t get to be children, that for those who do get to live the wonder and magic of Christmas, I would never spoil it intentionally. So I sincerely apologize,” Robinson said.

Robinson’s initial comments about Santa not existing came after a segment on Christmas and the bad economy, featuring interviews with shopping mall Santas who aren’t making any promises about gifts to kids this year because they know many moms and dads are struggling financially.

At the end of the segment Robinson said, “As soon as they can talk, [tell kids] there’s no Santa! Do gifts, but not from Santa. He’s not coming down the chimney, He’s not eating those cookies. He’s not bringing you anything.”

  This sort of thing REALLY burns me up. We have children getting pregnant at 12, addicted to drugs at 13 and gunning down class mates at 14. Is it any wonder? We don't allow our kids to be kids anymore. With absolute dumbasses like these two reaching out to our young minds, no wonder kids grow up WAY before they are supposed to. Let them hold on to some child hood innocence. Let them believe in ghosts, magic, and Santa as long as they possibly can.  I hope these two idiotic women are visited repeatedly by these guys!

Top 13 Halloween Posts of 2011 Countdown

#1

"Why are you so obsessed with Halloween?"

This is hands down the most read post of the Halloween season. With well over 4000 clicks, this article continues to be viewed almost daily even during the Christmas season. While I am not exactly sure why, I can only imagine I struck a cord with some readers or I am answering the question on many peoples minds. 

"To all good things, there comes an end."

  So this concludes the blog sphere's first Creepmas. I have to say, it was a lot of fun from an author's standpoint of posting. I had just as much fun being a reader of all the other Creepmas posts.  I hope all my readers will continue to check in often on this blog as I continue to blog about all things wicKED as they pertain to the season. I will continue to post about weird news, life in the Wicked Woods, pictures from our Valley known as ,"The New England of the South",  and the continuing adventures of our resident ghost and demon (aka Archie and Lilly). 

   I hope you all have had a great Creepmas and hope the momentum carries on into Christmas and the New Year! 

   There is a fine line between naughty and plain out creepy. I will leave you with some questionable pictures of the man in red and let you decide which category each should fall under. 

How creepy is this? "Santa ate my poo mommy!".

"Shhhh....go back to sleep."