Shockingly Sinister Shorts #5

* A happily married man returns from a long business trip to his home on Easter Sunday. As he enters through the kitchen door, he is shocked to see his ex girlfriend, from 5 years ago, standing over a large boiling pot sitting on the stove.*

Shocked Man: What on earth are you doing in my house? Why are you cooking in my kitchen.

Jilted Ex: I missed you! I kept waiting and waiting for you to come back to me but you never did. Then I heard you got married and had some kids so I decided to come take you back home.

Shocked Man: You are insane! This is just like that movie, "Fatal Attraction", where that woman boils that kids pet rabbit..... OH MY GOD! What is in the pot? Have you done something with my son's pet rabbit?

Jilted Ex: Oh don't be silly. Only a crazy person would do something over the top like that!

Shocked Man: Whew.. ok.... then what is in the pot?

Jilted Ex: Your wife's head of course.

Happy Easter to all my Peeps!

   Happy Easter everybody. Hope you all have a great Holiday! Enjoy this eggselent collection of Easter Freaks!

Full moon of spring.

Full moon so large, so bright,
 First full moon of spring’s crisp night.

To illuminate the world in silver fire,
 As you hurl the sea into the shore’s desire.

The crickets chirp, the toads all call,
 To your pale blue radiance that bathes them all.

The wolfs do howl, while the dogs all bay,
 Coyotes yip while their young pups play.

May these calls to the moon be from nature and true,
 And not of a dark and sinister crew.

Stalking the night in the moon’s cold embrace,
 Searching for life to hunt and chase.

Pray the full moon night sees you safe in your home,
 Not facing your fate in the darkness alone......

                   

                  -wicKED-  

Shockingly Sinister Shorts #4

Smiling wife: Was your breakfast in bed good dear?

Grateful husband: Oh yes, I cannot remember when I have eaten more.

Smiling wife: Good, I am glad, now I have to go and cancel that dinner reservation we had for tonight.

Grateful husband : Oh? Why is that?

Smiling wife: Because from the amount of poison you just ingested, you will only last another 30 seconds….tops.

2011 Home Haunters Awards have been announced!

   The winners have been announced for the 2011 Awards. Click below to view the list and their accomplishments. 

   I was very happy to see many winners in my network of fellow bloggers. I can't wait to go back and watch the videos of the winner again now. If you have not seen the videos yet, and have the slightest fondness for Halloween or haunts... go now and buy them. Lots of great ideas contained in the 5 disks DVD collection.

Sending out a big congratulation to all the winners this year! 

Shockingly Sinister Shorts #3

*a phone on a bed side table rings in the middle of the night.* 

Woman answering phone: Mmmph…..*clears throat*…..Hello?

Mysterious caller: Hello, I am your new neighbor down the street. It looks like there are some kids messing around your house. You better have your husband go out and check on it.

Woman answering phone: Oh no, my husband is out of town on business. I don’t know what to do.

Mysterious caller: That’s ok. You can meet me on your front porch and I will help you look around. 

*the woman springs from the bed and heads to the closed bedroom door when she pauses and checks the caller ID built into the cordless phone* 

Woman answering phone: Wait a minute. I don’t even know you and the number on the caller ID is a cell phone number. You could be an axe murderer calling from anywhere! I don’t trust you.

Mysterious caller: That is too bad. I was giving you one chance to trust in humanity, but you failed. You could have went to your porch and escaped to safety, but you didn’t. You are wrong about me being an axe murderer. I prefer knives, but you are right about the fact I could be anywhere. Turn around……..

Shockingly Sinister Shorts #2

*A husband enters the bedroom lit only with the light of dawn and slowly lays next to his half sleeping wife*



Husband: I know you are mad about last night, but I just want to tell you three things if you will listen.

Wife: Whatever! You have been out all night. I am sure you care.

Husband: First, I am sorry about that argument between me and your mother and father. It was wrong of me to get so hot tempered and I should not have said all those horrible things I did.

Wife: I am glad you are sorry, but I have never heard such language from you or my parents!

Husband: Secondly, I would never ever sneak over to your parent’s house in the middle of the night, strangle them in their sleep, then drag the bodies back home and set them up at the dining room table in some macabre poses while having their bodies hold signs saying, “We were wrong”.

Wife: Uhhh… ok…thanks for that. I think . I am..glad you would not do that. So …. what is the third thing you wanted to tell me?

Husband : April Fools!