♫10 Ghosts a moaning♫
♫9 Werewolves howling♫
♫8 Vamps a draining♫
♫7 Spiders Spinning♫
♫6 Buckies Hanging♫
♫5 CHAINSAW FREAKS!!!♫
♫4 Cawing Crows♫
♫3 Witch Hats♫
♫2 Freddy Gloves♫
♫And a bat hanging from a dead tree!♫
Skunk watches the Grinch, decides to ruin Christmas and cause a big stink!
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We know what'll cheer you up this holiday season -- at least the gifts you're getting this Christmas haven't been totally ruined by some forest punk with a big stink sac and a bad attitude.
Well, prepare to take those good feelings and turn them into guilt, because while *your* fancy-schmancy Christmas presents might be fine and dandy, there's a whole bunch of kids in Oklahoma whose Christmas has been ruined.
The toys sprayed by the skunk were collected donations for Operation Christmas -- a charity in Purcell, Oklahoma. About $16,000 worth of toys were ruined by the Anal Glands that Stole Christmas. A few are salvageable, but most are too foul to give away.
The presents were meant to be distributed on Christmas Eve, but now the people of Purcell are trying to get enough donations to meet the demand. A Pro-Tip for next year: store the toys inside, rather than in a shed. But hindsight's always 20/20 in these skunk-ruining-an-entire-town's-Christmas scenarios, right?
Could the Grinch be recruiting skunks to do his foul work?
|YES YES my minions! Soon I will have a stinking army of Christmas devastation!|
Top 13 Halloween Posts of 2011 Countdown
It was a great party and we had a blast. Apparently my readers had a blast reading about it making this one of the top 5 most read posts of Halloween.
When I was a little kid, I always wanted a kitten or puppy for Christmas. If you intend to give somebody a cat for Christmas, here is a great video of how to wrap that cat for gifting!
|"You will be pleased to know I found no cat's wrapped in your presents. Carry on!"|
|Be good or Santa will send his army to kill you!|