It is A special Friday the 13th here in the Wicked Woods. My best friend , Coach Toney, is celebrating his Birthday. Yep, you heard it right. My best friend was born on Friday the 13th. Funny how life works out sometimes.
Hope your party is wicKED!
As a tribute to both the Coach's Birthday and Friday the 13th itself, I have decided to do a top 13 list.
13 things to avoid if your birthday is on Friday the 13th:
13 - Machete Factories
12 - Any present that seems "Chainsaw" shaped.
11 - The urge to run off from the rest of the party and head into a dark woods in your underwear.
10 - No fooling around with the opposite sex. It's like pheromones to an ax murderer.
9 - A weekend invitation to be a camp councilor. Especially if part of the uniform is knee high socks!
8 - Creepy old shacks in the middle of the woods. This is not the party you are looking for.
7 - Should you find yourself attacked by a hockey mask wearing mad man, and you happen to knock him out, resist the urge to look under the mask... IT'S A TRAP!
6 - Inviting a bunch of hooligan teenagers to your party..... they attract machete wielding maniacs and they just die by the busloads (carpet stains!).
5 - Taking a nap in a canoe in the early dawn light on a peaceful lake.
4 - If your friend offers to take you for a ride in his boat out on the lake and the boat is full of chains and heavy rocks.
3 - Hockey Games.
2 - If a guy in a hockey mask ask you to "give him a hand".
1 - Birthday cake shaped like "Mommies head".
And remember...everything is better with Bacon!
Except Friday the 13th!