Sunday, December 9, 2012

Seasonal Shopping Sunday! (Creepmas Day 9)

Let's face it. There are good creepy gifts and downright awful ones. Lets go through a quick lists of the DO's and DON'Ts of Creepy gift giving.

DON'T
Dead hamster to decorate your hair.


DO
Classy antique looking skull combs (Found on Etsy)




DON'T
Creep pillow with arm for those ultra lonely people.

DO
Hand crafted 3d skull pillow (Found on Etsy)





DON'T
Wigs for your dogs.


 DO
Impressive dino headgear for your dog. (Found here)



DON'T
Razors for babies!

 DO
Vampire fang Pacifier. (Found on Etsy)




DON'T
Santa Vodka

 DO
Crystal Skull Vodka gift pack! (Found here)



DON'T
A seasonal thumb drive that forces you to tear Santa apart to get to your data.

DO
An actual "thumb" drive. (Found all over the web)


DON'T
A seemingly severed Santa Head,


 DO
A totally cool Pumpkinrot and Bean Jack-o-lantern (Found here)



DON'T
Silly Santa slippers that stare at you all day and look like Santa is eating your feet!

 DO
Big old dead rat slippers. Looks real, feels real. (Found via Google)



DON'T
This kind of gift for people who have pets but don't take care of them.

DO
Buy them bacon scented underwear so the dog will have an excuse to bite them in the ass. (Found  via Google)



DON'T
A Baby Snuggy!


DO
An Alien Baby Snuggy! (Found via Google)



DON'T
These holiday? themed sweaters (or the creepy guys wearing them)


 DO
Anything with The Walking Dead on it.



DON'T
Some lame classic movie remake (Where they make the lead character look like a total ass)

DO
The gift that keeps on giving... First three seasons of True Blood!



DON'T
Cheap holiday novels! (especially this one)

DO
Some kickass old school monster novels you won't put down until New Year! (Found here)

I'm a CREEP for The 13 Days of CREEPMAS

1 comment:

  1. I got my (obviously single, crazy cat lady) sister the Boyfriend Pillow a couple years ago. She keeps it on her couch and lays on it while watching TV.

    "The MANLOVE" collection of books?? O_o

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