When you ask a normal person what they would do if they won the lotto, they will answer, "Pay off debt, buy a new house, share it with family and friends". If you ask a Halloween nut like me, my answer is, "Pay off previous years of Halloween debt, buy a haunted house and stock it with ghastly furniture, invite family and friends over and share the wealth by creeping them out". For those of you that have a similar mindset, here are some ideas for decorating your new
dream nightmare home.
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| Enter my parlor said the spider to the fly. |
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| It's not clean till it's skull brush clean! |
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| What a perfect place to display your collection of decapitated heads. |
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| This is not your grandmother's rocking chair. If it is, I salute you! |
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| This is also how Batman keeps the Bat cave cool. |
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| I have called this meeting to ask you, "Where can we find more creepy furniture"? |
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| This is an actual table. I would love to have it. |
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| What I would not give to have this in my garden. |
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| Tim Burton? |
Stockade Headboard. Leather clad dominatrix not included.