Fighting Kidney Stones and Zombies

 Not much scares me. I am a Halloween fanatic. I love horror films, dark places, and haunted houses. The one thing that does bring me to my knees... KIDNEY STONES!

Normal "average" Kidney Stones.

I have been fighting one since last Tuesday.

NO! Not these Kidney stones!

It kinda makes your whole body go wonky. The pain...indescribable!

Average size

Of course, it makes for some interesting Holiday Gift Giving ideas

Needless to say, I am taking it easy till this horrid things passes on. I just hope I don't miss The Walking dead tonight due to being in the ER. Till then, enjoy this Walking Dead musical set to

"Another one Bites the Dust".

Happy Birthday to my Wicked Wife!

She is the Ghoul of my Dreams, my Haunted Honey, My Halloween Hottie.....We are going out to a nice dinner tonight, but we have a huge party planned for her this Saturday the 5th. Photos to follow!

Wicked Wares

What do you get when you have wicked hot pickle relish?

Wickles of course! 

Creepy Birthday Gift Roundup!

A quick list of ghoulish gifts I received on my Beastly Birthday!

Nothing says ,"I love you", like a zombie groundbreaker. Thanks M!

My best friends on earth got me a super cool skull ...skull cap! Just in time for the Sub Zero weather!

M got me some skull Drawers! 

Best friends come up with skull socks... and these are work friendly!

M got me a mono pod....perfect for steadying my shots for next years haunted house runs.

I can blow my nose in style!

Not really creepy, but...it's creepy! A new thing my friends do....we try to get the most awful cd's for presents....

A new hatchet....beware neighbors!

M got me a great USB plasma sphere! It will inspire me to new levels of creepiness as I blog on the computer!

I have a huge one to match it, this one is tiny and great for my office desk.

What would a birthday be without mention of the ever looming death! Thanks M!

Another year is complete and done..here's to turning Forty One!

Yep, it's my birthday! I have managed to evade the clutches of death for another year although he is either getting faster or I am getting slower! Let's hope I continue this trend!

Have a wicKED Christmas one and all!

To all those that frequent this site, may you and your family have the best Christmas ever!!

Monster Mothers! (May Monster Madness Day 2.5)

Just taking the time to wish my very own wicKED mother a happy Mother's Day. Without her warmping my mind at an early age, I would never have grown up to be the twisted Halloween Fanatic I am today! Thanks mom!

I also wanted to say Happy Mother's day to all you mothers out there! Monstrous or otherwise! (can you identify some of the more obscure monster mommies?)