In the latest Episode of Fact or Faked (Season 2 - Episode 218) Reptile Rampage/Gasoline Ghoul, the team brings you evidence that first surfaced back in 2007. Both of these bits of evidence have been debunked by professional and amateur investigators alike...all of them doing a better job, in my opinion. Just Google, "Gas station ghost" and "Lizardman" and you will find endless videos debunking the hell out of this 5 year old evidence.
The History Channel's Monsterquest did episodes on both of these reports (strangely enough). These superb episodes used DNA analysis and video experts to assist with the investigation without dressing up in any costumes. Here are those videos now:
At this point I have to ask the question, Does the research team at Fact or Faked think that nobody ever watches the History Channel or that the viewers are so clueless that they will forget this has already been done? At this point we could rename "Fact or Faked" to "Recent or Rerun" due to the fact they simply are just showing us poorly compiled copies of Monsterquest shows.
What seems even more awful to me is that SyFy's own Destination truth did the exact same investigation on the exact same lizard evidence in 2010. Link HERE.
They are even ripping off/recycling their own shows! I am sad to say that I only watch Fact or Faked to see what they screw up next instead of the truly great TV show it promised it could be.
Tune in next week for Fact or Faked where the team will be investigating evidence of an alien race of robots that can literary hide among us as ordinary looking items:
Then the team will head out to Rhode Island where they will try to debunk the existence of an ancient vampire that supposedly lived in a great mansion there back in the 70's:
Today is the last day for the first (annual) May Monster Madness. I just wanted to thank Annie for creating and steamrolling this effort into existence and Emma, my minion in crime, for all the fun and help. This blog hop was a huge success and I also want to thank all those bloggers that participated in this week of whimsy.
My final M.M.M. post is Monsters in the News. Without further delay... ON TO THE NEWS!:
Werewolf/Vampire Hybrids on the rise!
A vampire crossed with a werewolf to produce a hybrid sounds pretty bad ass!
Unfortunately they looks nothing like the picture above. They actually looks pretty pathetic and their actions, even more so!
The only monstrous thing about her are those eyebrows.
A Florida "woman" is in jail as a murder suspect. She is accused of killing a 16 year old boy. What is ever more shocking.... SHE CLAIMS SHE IS A VAMPIRE WEREWOLF HYBRID!
The creature from Florida claims, "Since I was like, 12...I know this is going to be crazy, but I believe that I'm a vampire. Part of a vampire and part of a werewolf." Although she admits neither of her parents are vampires or werewolves, or that she has ever been bitten, attacked, scratched, or even genetically manipulated by a government scientist. It is extremely unclear how she became this mythical concoction of monster. [Full Story Here]
But wait! There's more vampire/werewolf hybrid crime going down!
Apparently one of the side effect of being a hybrid is severe stupidity.
A 19 year old Pennsylvania man is being charged with sexual assault of a 15 year old girl, but also claims that he is a werewolf/vampire hybrid. Like that makes it ok to date minors. When he was arrested he wanted to prove to the arresting officer that he was indeed a hybrid, so he showed him his canine teeth. The officer was quick to respond to this irrefutable proof by telling the hybrid, "All mammals have canines." This Einstein of the monster hybrid community also went on to say he had a tattoo of a guardian dragon that would, "Protect him from evildoers". Well at least that worked. It is protecting you by helping you get arrested. [Full Story Here]
So it would seem that when you cross a vampire and a werewolf, you end up with a super lame monster. What would you call that anyhow? A wampire or a verevolf?
Wisconsin man claims a ghost beat his wife.... not him!
Ghostbuster? Sam and Dean? Zak? Grant and Jason! Please send help! I was framed!
A man and his wife got into an argument that quickly escalated out of control. When the man attempted to strangle her twice she called 911. As officers were arresting the struggling and drunken man, he claimed he was not only innocent, but the victim of mistaken identity. The real attacker, that left bruises on his wife's neck and bloodied her nose, was in fact a ghost! Since there was no ghost at the scene (because they vanish like that when cops show up!), they arrested the husband. [Full Story Here]
The ghost refused to comment.
Teenage Werewolf Gangs run rampant in San Antonio Texas!
Apparently there are gangs of werewolves in Texas and they like to hang out in malls under the full moon.
One of the mothers of the "werewolves" claimed they were just good kids having some innocent fun. That is until one of the werekids killed a neighbors dog, decapitated it, and then took pictures of it. The wereteen being accused of this, Wolfie Blackheart, has to be seen to be believed.
Another teenage werewolf pack was questions about this behavior. They commented, "Those are no werewolves.... where are their abs?"
SUPERMOON could be to blame for rash of stupid were creatures.
Saturday night, the world was all looking to the heavens to get a look at the "supermoon" of the year. This full moon would be closer to the earth that any other time of the year, giving photographers a rare chance at ultra clear and large photos.
I was able to capture my own pictures of the super moon.
WAIT! If there is a supermoon.... that can only mean one thing!
Bizarre "turd colored" creature accused of dragging children into tanning booths.
If you have been following this pathetic excuse of a monster on TV, then you know my ire. What gets me is the insults she throws calling others "ugly" and herself beautiful. I have never been called ugly by an old catchers mitt with eyes, but there is a first time for everything. From some of the interviews, her brain seems to have been tanned as well as she calls "Snooki" from Jersey Shore "Snoopy".[FULL STORY HERE]
Her brother was unavailable for questions.
I hope they detain this creature soon and lock it up in the dark where it's skin can peel off and hopefully lead a somewhat normal life.
Octomom claims bankruptcy and signs up to do porn. Porn industry files for bankruptcy 10 minutes later.
Despite still paying $500 dollars for haircuts, the Octobeast claims she is 1 million dollars in debt. After filling for bankruptcy, she then signed on to do porn. The earth's axis shifted by a few degrees as men all over the world, simultaneously puked. [FULL STORY HERE]
Nobody wants to see this monster's "pain cave" where she spewed out an insane amount of offspring all at once. She is more cockroach than human. The only people that are interested in the porn tapes are Weightwatchers because, "nobody could eat after seeing that monster vagina".
I have been lucky (or unlucky) enough to have an actual image from the upcoming pron movie. I warn you, this image is graphic! Proceed with caution!
A friend of mine pointed out that on the Syfy website, they had a slide show with "original concept art for werewolf project by Constance". This was for episode two where they had to design a werewolf for a client
This original concept looks very familiar. In fact, it looks like it was traced and blatantly stolen from UK Artist Martin McKenna's original artwork "Howl of the Werewolf"
This is just low. They cannot even come up with original ideas to screw up.
In the end, I guess it does not really matter because the final product looked like a terrible B movie knock off with cartoonish porportions anyhow.
Sure it would look pretty good in the dark of a yard haunt, but in a movie? Made by a seemingly professional group and not one automated component? Blah! That is all I have to say.
Thieves steal Christmas presents meant for 3 families with terminally ill children. Leave dirty socks behind.
For all the dirty deeds in the full story, click HERE.
An organization that serves terminally ill children was burglarized today for the second time in a month today, with the thief taking Christmas presents meant for three families. Gifts were stolen from the Wishing Star office at 139 S. Sherman St. sometime between 4:30 a.m. and 5:18 a.m. today, according to the organization. The thief or thieves entered through the window in the front door and rummaged through the office. Grocery gift cards, toys and clothes, including sweatshirts and socks, were stolen. Dirty socks were left behind, said Paula Nordgaarden, Wishing Star’s executive director.
This is beyond evil. I don't even think the tiny heart of the Grinch could bend down to do this! Whoever this dirtbag(s) was, I think they have a festive ass whipping coming from these two guys:
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Wicked Woods Yard Haunt Double Post
Looks like we have a dead even tie for number 2. Both of them involve the yard haunt. You can check them both out HERE and HERE.
"Christmas sure tastes different from Halloween"
Santa!
He's Everywhere!
What happens in Santa Vegas, stays in Santa Vegas!
Santa doing some last minute shopping.
Bungee Santa!
Traffic Cop Santa
Santa Shark Snacks.
Santa trying out for Walking Dead.
Santa Marathon.
Ski Santa
Aqua Santa
Santa the sheep herder.
Gondolier Santa
"The tests are in and I am sorry Santa, but you can't really see me when I'm sleeping"
Female duo caught on security camera stealing neighbor's Christmas decorations. Police track women less than a block away and find stolen decorations set up in thieve's yard. Thieves baffled to how their perfect crime was figured out!
For the full figured story and to steal a look at the video, click HERE.
Two woman have been accused of stealing hundreds of dollars of their neighbor's Christmas ornaments. A surveillance camera captured two people driving up to Ingrid Alemendarez's Sweetwater home and stealing about $500 worth of lawn decorations. Alemendarez told Sweetwater police she found her belongings less than a block away from her home in the suspects' front yard, the station reported.
I know this story is not creepy but horribly stupid. So stupid, I find it creepy that there are "humans" in the world that do this. You have to see the video on the above link to follow along with my rant. I have a few questions about how stupid these ladies were:
How stupid do you have to be to STEAL Christmas decorations?
How stupid do you have to be to STEAL your neighbor's Christmas Decorations? If you are just dead set on stealing you decorations this year, couldn't you go across town? The old saying of "don't shit where you eat" comes to mind.
How stupid do you have to be to set up those same decorations you just stole from your neighbor's yard IN YOUR OWN YARD!
How stupid do you have to be not know your neighbor has a surveillance camera? I set mine up in August and at least 3 of my neighbor's commented on it. I have a real fear that they knew it was there and they thought it would not catch them.... so stupid!
I have to chuckle as the one woman asks "will they stop recording me?" when they are arrested. Wonder if she asked the security camera the same thing. At least the two dumbest Grinches on earth are safely behind bars.
I must admit that this was one of my favorite witting projects. It apparently was my reader's favorite too.
Miranda got an actual video message from Santa himself. She seemed kinda upset after she watched it. Maybe you all should check and see what Santa had to tell her. Click HERE.
It's time for the Creepmas weekend! Hope you all have a wicKEDly good one! I will leave you with some more Creepy Santa pictures... enjoy!
And she was never seen again!
"Please Santa! I will stop being naughty... just take the evil clowns away!"
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