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Saturday, December 3, 2011

On the third day of Creepmas, my ghoul love gave to me......

3 Witch Hats



2 Freddy Gloves

And a bat hanging from a dead tree!



Creepmas News

Frosty The Snow Man Terrorizes  North Carlolina Town! 

Get the full, frigid story HERE
-- Four 911 callers had alarm in their voices.
"He scared a little girl," one said.
"There's somebody walking around with a mask," said another.
A different person identified what triggered the calls.
"Frosty the Snowman!"
Talk about an abominable snowman!
A man wearing the head from an inflatable Frosty the Snowman decoration as a mask terrorized residents of small town Vanceboro, N.C. on Sunday night, according to TV station WCTI.
Four panicked locals called 911 to report a disguised man with a four-foot candy cane was on the loose, according to the station.
One woman behind the register of a tobacco shop thought Frosty was going to rob her when he rapped on the shop's window. But the clerk calmed down when the possible villain waved the candy-cane prop.

   Probably the most chilling thing about this whole story is the man told everybody, "I'll be back again some day!"



Grinch attempts to steal Wicked Woods Christmas

  It is never a good thing to hear a tree crashing to the ground. Especially on a Saturday morning in your living room. 


   Lilly, aka the Grinch, has finally started stealing Christmas. I caught her trying to put the toppled tree in a big red sack. Luckily I was able to chase her away before she could make off with it. 



The irony of the below picture is not is not lost upon me.


   We were heading out to do some Christmas shopping, but now we will be heading down to the local Walfart to get a new tree stand. The saddest thing about this whole mess is poor Archie. Not only is the Christmas tree sacred to him and is his favorite spot to sleep. It would appear that Lilly also strapped a single reindeer horn to his head and was making him pull a sleigh to steal the tree.

Kiss my butt Christmas!



Top 13 Halloween Posts of 2011 Countdown
#11

Rainy day project of evil (or how to keep from losing it cause you can't work on your big Halloween projects outside)



   Again, I am baffled that this article had so many views. I really liked the stand I converted , but apparently the rest of blog space did too!



" HOW CAN HE SEE ME WHEN I'M SLEEPING WHEN HE HAS NO EYES!"

7 comments:

  1. I think you could write a book about these cats!

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  2. It seems the felines are conspiring against all things Christmas. We had our own CATastrophe this morning which resulted in injuries to our creepmas tree and poor old Skelly.

    Love the Santa without eyes...scarred childhood for sure;)

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  3. haha! Poor Archie! Asmara loves playing in the tree.. I am just glad that fatty Orion doens't attempt to do the same!

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  4. LOL! Bad Kitty! Hehehe. TOO FUNNY! I love cats.

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  5. We have six cats and a crazy dog. Last year the tree crashed so this year I bought a small topyerie tree and put up a Christmas tree in the garage lol

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  6. Oh, I hope poor Archie isn't traumatized!!! I'm so glad that my cats just sleep on the warm flannel tree skirt & the dog will just sniff every ornament he can reach.

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  7. Pam - I am seriously thinking about it. At least a cartoon, or children's book... not sure what venue.

    art bliss - Still gotta love them. I keep telling myself that Lilly will grow up and be nice like Archie one day.

    BeWitchy - LOL Lilly is getting up there in the weight dept. I hope she outgrows the playing before she outgrows the tree.

    Annie - LOL You just have to!

    Daph - HA! The things we do for the love of our four legged families.

    Lisa - you are so lucky! Archie is used to Hurricane Lilly by now.

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