They're coming for you Barbara!

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD GROUND BREAKER STANDS!

    Run for yer lives! They have came back from the scrap wood pile! Destined to be kindling but some strange force calls them back! Now they roam around our front porch. Silently stalking our every move! All night we could here their mournful cries of "paaaaaper maaaaache" or "chiiiiiiiken wiiiiiire".  

   Ok....I'm not buying it either. We got tons of work to do before these five stands (and their one illegitimate PVC cousin that is going in  the water access man hole cover) can do their job of scaring the bujeebus out of little children. Looks like we are going to be making rolled newspaper and duct tape bones all night tonight unless I can come up with another angle to this. Let me see........

NIGHT OF THE INVISIBLE LIVING DEAD GROUND  BREAKERS!

   Nope.... guess we got work to do.