Oh wait..... Never mind  It was just some hackers creating a false emergency broadcast message.....but these are my kind of hackers ;) ...

We will never forget all you did for this country...ESPECIALLY all the vampire slaying!

It would suck mostly because you would ask the zombie chicks to take their tops off.... and they would just remove their heads...

Without your invention, my yard haunt would be woefully dark.

Unless you are the type of person that will be late for your own funeral. These Hyper Hearses will be sure to get you to the church on time!...

I couldn't decide which team to root for during Super Bowl, so I went with a sure thing..... Winning!