Monday, December 5, 2011

On the fifth day of Creepmas, my ghoul love gave to me......


4 Cawing Crows

3 Witch Hats

2 Freddy Gloves

And a bat hanging from a dead tree!

Creepmas News

Santa Claus fired for telling naughty joke to adult customers. Amazingly, joke was not centered around the word "HO".

For the full naughty details and a video, click HERE.
The 68-year-old Macy's worker had been a popular St Nick in San Francisco for over 20 years, losing his job right at the start of the holiday season when a complaint was made about the inappropriate quip - one he insists he's been telling for years without a problem.
'When I ask the older people who sit on my lap if they have been good and they say, "Yes," I say, "Gee, that’s too bad",' he explained.
‘Then, if they ask why Santa is so jolly, I joke that it’s because I know where all the naughty boys and girls live,’ the retired caretaker continued to the San Francisco Chronicle.
‘Everything was going okay until this couple came in. I don’t know why they reported me. I don’t think I said anything untoward.’
Toomey emphasised that he only ever rolled out the joke around grown-ups, with a number of Macy's employees labelling his dismissal an 'overreaction'.

‘People make a pilgrimage to see him every year, some for as long as 15 years,’ one remarked to the publication. ‘Everybody loves him. Everybody’s just heartsick about this.’
According to reports, Toomey is now hoping to find work as a Santa Claus for private parties.

   Poor Mrs Claus. Wonder how Santa feels to see his name on the naughty list? 

"I hear that Santa is naughty this year. Does that mean Lilly gets a present?"
"Naughty is the new nice. Now gimme loots!"

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   One of the best haunts I reviewed this year and also one of the best videos I composed. I can see why this would be in the top 10 most viewed. Also one of the coolest pics of the year was from there (see above).

And finally, Sarah Palin has ruined Christmas!


Sunday, December 4, 2011

On the fourth day of Creepmas, my ghoul love gave to me......

4 Cawing Crows

3 Witch Hats

2 Freddy Gloves

And a bat hanging from a dead tree!

Creepmas News

Arizona gun club offers pictures with Santa and his GUNS! Children of the world panic as they wonder if they are on the naughty list!

Fully loaded story HERE
A gun club in Arizona is cashing in on its members' fondness for their weaponry by offering them the chance to be photographed holding their armaments and their loved ones.
Visitors to the Scottsdale Gun Club can pay $5 - $10 for non-members - to be pictured with a pair of heavy weapons and a slightly nervous looking Santa Claus.
In the backdrop of the photos is a Garwood Minigun, which can fire up to 6,000 rounds per minute.
Revellers have a range of hand-held guns to choose from including pistols, assault rifles and the odd grenade launcher.
The club's website exhorts readers to "Get your holiday picture with Santa & his machine guns!"

This is just so wrong on so many levels.

Guns and chicks... that's the true meaning of Christmas!

Be good for goodness sake!

   That would explains Santa's new motto, "Be good or ELSE!"

"With the price of coal, I can't afford to give it to the naughty children. I guess they will have to settle for HOT LEAD!"

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   I completely understand why this one would rank in the top 10 most viewed posts of the Halloween Season. Who wouldn't love to come home from a hard day's work and find Jason crouched and ready to attack in the bathroom? This is also one of my most commented youtube videos.

 Subtle Halloween revenge in the form of clearance Halloween merchandise still mixed in with Christmas at stores.

   We went Christmas shopping in Tennessee yesterday. I was surprised and pleased to see that many stores still had Halloween items mixed in with other Christmas Clearance. 

   The stores that unwittingly assisted me in my Creepmas revenge were Target, Micheal's, Hobby Lobby, Dollar General, Ross, TJ Max, Kirklands, and Big Lots. 

   M picked her up a new Santa hat for this year. While it is not creepy, I feel it is in such bad taste as to be Creepmas worthy:

Yes, she will wear it all December.

   I actually got some sweet Halloween/Creepmas loot. Australian Crystal skull candle holders:

   In case you are wondering about the background of this picture, it is our Holiday table scape. Here are some pictures of the dinning table all decked out and looking very un-Creepmas:

Saturday, December 3, 2011

On the third day of Creepmas, my ghoul love gave to me......

3 Witch Hats

2 Freddy Gloves

And a bat hanging from a dead tree!

Creepmas News

Frosty The Snow Man Terrorizes  North Carlolina Town! 

Get the full, frigid story HERE
-- Four 911 callers had alarm in their voices.
"He scared a little girl," one said.
"There's somebody walking around with a mask," said another.
A different person identified what triggered the calls.
"Frosty the Snowman!"
Talk about an abominable snowman!
A man wearing the head from an inflatable Frosty the Snowman decoration as a mask terrorized residents of small town Vanceboro, N.C. on Sunday night, according to TV station WCTI.
Four panicked locals called 911 to report a disguised man with a four-foot candy cane was on the loose, according to the station.
One woman behind the register of a tobacco shop thought Frosty was going to rob her when he rapped on the shop's window. But the clerk calmed down when the possible villain waved the candy-cane prop.

   Probably the most chilling thing about this whole story is the man told everybody, "I'll be back again some day!"

Grinch attempts to steal Wicked Woods Christmas

  It is never a good thing to hear a tree crashing to the ground. Especially on a Saturday morning in your living room. 

   Lilly, aka the Grinch, has finally started stealing Christmas. I caught her trying to put the toppled tree in a big red sack. Luckily I was able to chase her away before she could make off with it. 

The irony of the below picture is not is not lost upon me.

   We were heading out to do some Christmas shopping, but now we will be heading down to the local Walfart to get a new tree stand. The saddest thing about this whole mess is poor Archie. Not only is the Christmas tree sacred to him and is his favorite spot to sleep. It would appear that Lilly also strapped a single reindeer horn to his head and was making him pull a sleigh to steal the tree.

Kiss my butt Christmas!

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Rainy day project of evil (or how to keep from losing it cause you can't work on your big Halloween projects outside)

   Again, I am baffled that this article had so many views. I really liked the stand I converted , but apparently the rest of blog space did too!


Friday, December 2, 2011

On the second day of Creepmas, my ghoul love gave to me......

2 Freddy Gloves

And a bat hanging from a dead tree!

Creepmas News

Shoplifter uses ornament to stab her victim at a Christmas Fair.

Full story HERE

Guess if this woman is landing on Santa's naughty or nice list for allegedly stabbing a shopper with a Christmas ornament?
Police in Southington, Conn. claim that Ruth Wagnerused a holiday decoration to slash another woman while fleeing from a craft fair vendor that accused her of shoplifting.
The vendor became suspicious of Wagner, because a piece of jewelry went missing near where the 55-year-old browsed on Sunday, The Hartford Courantreports.
The merchant then saw Wagner allegedly swipe a seashell ornament and yelled for others in the crowd to apprehend her, according to The Courant.
A woman who heard the merchant's pleas for help tried to block Wagner's path, but the supposed shoplifter stabbed her in the arm with the pilfered trinket, according to Southington police. A fragment broke from the ornament and left a wound serious enough that the victim needed surgery, The Courant says.
Witnesses jotted down Wagner's license plate, enabling police to track her to her home, where they arrested her later that day. Authorities charged Wagner with robbery, assault, reckless endangerment, larceny and breach of peace.

   Wow, breach of peace during the most peaceful time of year. I wonder if she decorates her tree at home like this :

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   Not sure why this post was so highly viewed. It was either the beautiful fall pictures of my home town or Jason Voorhees helping me do yard work.

   We are all decked out for Christmas here at the Wicked Woods. Here are some cheery holiday pictures of the outside of Ye Olde Meade Manor. A simple picture tour as you would approach the house and come up on the steps and then looking through the living room window:

   Such delightful pictures and decorations. Imagine if these warm holiday pictures were not taken by me, but rather I found them in my mailbox. Bound with string and containing a small note saying, "I see you when you're sleeping". What a dark turn these bright photos take!

Up on the rooftop I hear claws 
Out jumps undead Santa Clause 
Down thru the chimney with lots of teeth 
All for the little ones 
Christmas grief 

Please just go! 
Just lie low! 
Up on the rooftop 
Click, click, click 
Down thru the chimney with 
Vampire Nick