♫5 CHAINSAW FREAKS!!!♫
♫4 Cawing Crows♫
♫3 Witch Hats♫
♫2 Freddy Gloves♫
♫And a bat hanging from a dead tree!♫
Santa Claus fired for telling naughty joke to adult customers. Amazingly, joke was not centered around the word "HO".
For the full naughty details and a video, click HERE.
The 68-year-old Macy's worker had been a popular St Nick in San Francisco for over 20 years, losing his job right at the start of the holiday season when a complaint was made about the inappropriate quip - one he insists he's been telling for years without a problem.
'When I ask the older people who sit on my lap if they have been good and they say, "Yes," I say, "Gee, that’s too bad",' he explained.
‘Then, if they ask why Santa is so jolly, I joke that it’s because I know where all the naughty boys and girls live,’ the retired caretaker continued to the San Francisco Chronicle.
‘Everything was going okay until this couple came in. I don’t know why they reported me. I don’t think I said anything untoward.’
Toomey emphasised that he only ever rolled out the joke around grown-ups, with a number of Macy's employees labelling his dismissal an 'overreaction'.
‘People make a pilgrimage to see him every year, some for as long as 15 years,’ one remarked to the publication. ‘Everybody loves him. Everybody’s just heartsick about this.’
According to reports, Toomey is now hoping to find work as a Santa Claus for private parties.
Poor Mrs Claus. Wonder how Santa feels to see his name on the naughty list?
|"I hear that Santa is naughty this year. Does that mean Lilly gets a present?"|
|"Naughty is the new nice. Now gimme loots!"|
Top 13 Halloween Posts of 2011 Countdown
One of the best haunts I reviewed this year and also one of the best videos I composed. I can see why this would be in the top 10 most viewed. Also one of the coolest pics of the year was from there (see above).
And finally, Sarah Palin has ruined Christmas!